The Conservative Party.

The Conservative Party has been desperately trying to rebrand itself. It’s a modern ‘caring’ party. This isn’t the party that fucked over half the country during the 1980s, oh no! It’s not the party of Section 28 any more.

At a first glance, you could believe it. David Cameron has spent a lot of time talking about green issues and social inclusion. The New Labour project managed to turn around the Labour Party from being completely unelectable to being the party of government for the last 13 years. If Labour could do it, why not the Conservatives?

And if you’re in favour of smaller government, smaller taxes, then the New Conservative Party might seem like a good choice.

Except it’s not. The New Labour project worked because of the nature of the Labour Party and the Labour movement. The centralised collectivist nature of the party meant that they could more easily direct the fundamental changes required to move away from being business-antagonistic to business- (and voter-) friendly.

The Conservative Party can’t enforce those same kind of changes on their constituencies. The individual constituencies have a great deal more power and mostly they’re still run by ‘old Conservatives’. They’re not interested in hugging a hoodie. They’re not interested in equality and diversity. They don’t care about ‘green’ issues – they’re not a bunch of hippies!

The leadership debates have, in many ways, worked in the Conservative Party’s favour, by presenting the most broadly acceptable face of the party: David Cameron. It helps to reinforce the idea that a British General Election is like an American Presidential Election, where you’re voting for the person you believe will lead the country best.

You’re not. Unless you happen to live in Witney, Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath, or Sheffield Hallam you don’t get to vote for any of the people in that debate. The Prime Minister is not chosen by you – it’s chosen by whatever internal party leader election system the party in government has. You’re voting for a local candidate, who may or may not have anything to do with the message being pushed by the party central office.

Maybe you live in Sutton and Cheam and you’re thinking of voting for a Compassionate Conservative. But your local candidate for the Conservative Party is Philippa Stroud, who hates gay people. (And believe me: anyone who claims to ‘cure’ homosexuality hates gay people. Ignore anything they say about ‘loving the sinner’ – it’s all hate.) Is that who you want to vote for? Look at the record of the existing Conservative MPs on LGBT issues. Does that reflect David Cameron’s sudden conversion to supporting Gay Rights?

Make no mistake: if you think you’re voting for David Cameron, it’s more likely that you’re voting for Philippa Stroud. If you want a Parliament that thinks gay people (along with anyone else who doesn’t fit the template of ‘normal’) are possessed by demons, that probably suits you just fine. But it does mean that you’re a bit of a cunt.

Digital Economy? Disingenuous Explanation.

It’s election time in the UK. This will probably not be the last political post I make here in the next few weeks.

At least this one is still heavily tech-related. It’s about the Digital Economy Act, which I wrote an angry letter to my MP about. (Incidentally – no response to that latter, although he has contacted me on Twitter asking to explain himself.)

One of the provisions in the Act was to allow disconnection of ‘persistent’ file-sharers. That’s people who have been caught by the BPI and other rights holder groups and have had a series of increasingly sternly-worded letters posted, or possibly just emailed, out to them. There is no court involved in this procedure, and if you want to appeal it you’ll have to pay the costs yourself – legal aid is not available.

It’s basically a presumption of guilt based on the say-so of a commercial organisation, and is pretty appalling. That’s why Willie Rennie’s lost my vote, even pushing me to reach out to the Labour candidate (who sadly doesn’t reply to his email).

When defending this provision the government has always made it clear that this would only be used as a last resort against the most persistent offenders. It’s not something that ‘normal people’ would ever have to be concerned with. I suppose that sounds reasonable enough – while the metrics used by the affected industries (one download = one lost sale) are faulty, there’s obviously some sales lost to illegal downloading and there are people who never buy music or DVDs and just download absolutely everything.

At the same time, people of a more technical nature have pointed out that it’s not that hard to work around the kind of IP address tracking the BPI and others use to track down people sharing their material. You can get a VPN connection to another country that has no laws regarding this – I’ve not looked into this too much, but I believe you can get a suitable connection to a European country for around €5 a month. Configure your computer to send all traffic through that and there’s no reasonable way for anyone to trace it back to you.

The government’s response to this has been to point out that no normal person would ever bother with such a set-up and that only the most hardened and technical users would even try.

Again, that seems entirely reasonable. Most people have trouble using the basic functions of their computer, nevermind configuring a VPN client (at least without the aid of corporate IT support). Similarly, they’re not likely to pay even €5 a month for it, since the whole point to them is that the internet provides free things for them.

Except that when you look at both of these arguments together, it doesn’t make any sense at all. If disconnection only applies to the most hardcore users, and those same hardcore users are the ones likely to route around detection entirely, then almost no one will be disconnected.

The disconnection provision has easily been the most controversial thing in the Act. If it had been dropped the Bill would have had a much easier ride through parliament. The government could have used it to show that it was making major concessions and earned brownie points with the very vocal internet crowd who now hate them. I think that keeping that provision has hurt the government in the upcoming election more than it has helped them. So why has it been kept?

It’s not secret that this bill was largely pushed through parliament by media industry lobbyists. The front bench of both of the government and opposition wanted it passed, even though the opposition claimed to not support it. I guess everyone got a pile of money they needed to fund their election campaigns. Whoever wins will probably get a pile more money to ensure that Ofcom’s investigation into how ‘technical measures’ (such as disconnection) are applied produces a report which fits the media industry’s requirements.

The Act doesn’t set out the details for how disconnection will be applied. That’s going to be determined over the first six months or so of the next parliament. My expectation is that it’s going to apply a lot more widely than just a handful of ‘extreme’ file-sharers. Those people weren’t going to be caught by this anyway. It’s going to be aimed at making disconnection an eventual outcome for anyone who downloads any material the BPI’s members don’t want shared.

Expect it to be an automatic process – after some number of reports by the rights holders, you get a letter. After a number of letters, you get ‘technical measures’. Remember that there’s no court involved here – just a claim by a commercial organisation or a trade body that you’ve been doing Naughty Things. Enough claims, true or not, and you’ll have to pay for your chance to oppose it.

The big content producers are scared of the internet. They don’t know how to make money off of it yet. They wish they could make it go away. Passing a law that could allow them to bully you entirely off of the internet gives them a chance to do just that.

Letter to Willie Rennie, MP for Dunfermline and West Fife

Dear Willie Rennie,

I’m deeply disturbed that despite a three-page letter you sent in reply to my query concerning the controversial Digital Economy Bill, you did not make the effort to attend the second reading of this bill on the evening of the 6th of April.

This bill is being pushed through despite potentially draconian measures which have been put in place as a result of heavy lobbying by the BPI and other entertainment organisations. It heavily favours large companies over smaller content producers (such as photographers who could find their pictures being used commercially without their consent). It is unconscionable that you could fail to attend such an important reading, and I feel that the message you are sending is that you care far more about attempting to maximise your chances of re-election instead of doing the job you have already been elected for.

By failing to turn up to vote against this bill – which your party voted against at conference – you personally have allowed this damaging legislation to pass without proper checks. I find it extremely hard to consider voting for you in the upcoming election given that I know you specifically will not act to represent me and my interests. In many respects, even if you had voted in favour of the bill it would have been preferable to not turning up at all.

I feel that I should add that anti-LibDem sentiment is extremely high now – your party is the ‘natural’ party of many people who are affected by this bill and given the closeness of the upcoming election the backlash against the party may be extremely damaging. Please see: http://openlettertothelibdems.net/ and http://stop43.org.uk/.

Can you give me an explanation for why you did not attend the second reading of the Digital Economy Bill? Given everything which has happened over the last year, my faith in our political system is at an all-time low, and your actions last night have done nothing to build it up.

Yours sincerely,

John Daniels