I guess like many a geek, I've a laundry list of half-started or only-exists-in-my-head projects. Every year I decide I'm going to work on them more, and then I don't »

Fat Fucking Fail

This last weekend I assembled the exercise bike and actually started to use it and record data on After settling in to using it every day, today - »

Fat Fucking Bastard

If you've met me, you might've noticed that I'm a massive fat cunt. This has been the case for all of my life, and I'm mostly happy with it. It »

Picky Eater: revisited

Last year I decided to do something about being such a picky eater. What I did was drink orange juice. And it worked, I no longer dislike orange juice, and »

Not-so-kinky Fetishes

I can't remember why we were discussing fetishes in the pub at Scottish Ruby Conference, but in an attempt to claim innocence (ha!) Ryan Stenhouse referred to the top hit »

Promoting Personal Productivity Plan

So, pretty much every year I decide that I'm going to be more consistent about working on my side projects, updating this blog, and generally not spending my non-work time »