berks viz

If you use Chef these days you probably also use Berkshelf for Chef cookbook dependency management. It's part of the Chef-DK and it's long established as a core part of »

Transitional naming schemes

A concept based off of a silly tweet I saw the other day: automatically naming new hosts using word lists. If you used an adjective-noun-verb pattern, each host would be »


I guess like many a geek, I've a laundry list of half-started or only-exists-in-my-head projects. Every year I decide I'm going to work on them more, and then I don't »

Fat Fucking Bastard

If you've met me, you might've noticed that I'm a massive fat cunt. This has been the case for all of my life, and I'm mostly happy with it. It »


I've just published the source code to @scotfail, as it was overdue a rewrite and a couple of people had expressed an interest in seeing how it worked. It's not »

iOS webapp frameworks roundup

With a workable beta version of my first ever iPhone application sent out to the few brave souls who volunteered to test it, I thought I'd quickly go over my »