Transitional naming schemes

A concept based off of a silly tweet I saw the other day: automatically naming new hosts using word lists. If you used an adjective-noun-verb pattern, each host would be »

Fat Fucking Bastard

If you've met me, you might've noticed that I'm a massive fat cunt. This has been the case for all of my life, and I'm mostly happy with it. It »

Awesome New Job

After a pleasingly brief period of unemployment (where I mostly applied for jobs online and watched The West Wing), I've managed to land myself a job with PickLive, who are »


I've just published the source code to @scotfail, as it was overdue a rewrite and a couple of people had expressed an interest in seeing how it worked. It's not »

Salvaging a failed iPhone app

The first of my 'being productive at the weekend' projects was something I'd actually started over the Christmas holidays - a pretty simple iOS app for checking domain name availability »

Status Update

Last November I handed in my notice at Daxtra Technologies. I didn't have anything else lined up, but after three and a quarter years I felt I needed to move »