I guess like many a geek, I've a laundry list of half-started or only-exists-in-my-head projects. Every year I decide I'm going to work on them more, and then I don't »

Fat Fucking Bastard

If you've met me, you might've noticed that I'm a massive fat cunt. This has been the case for all of my life, and I'm mostly happy with it. It »

Awesome New Job

After a pleasingly brief period of unemployment (where I mostly applied for jobs online and watched The West Wing), I've managed to land myself a job with PickLive, who are »

Will Work For Money

I got to spend the first five months of this year working for an awesome start-up - Source Rail. The vagaries of start-up life mean that I've had to move »


I've just published the source code to @scotfail, as it was overdue a rewrite and a couple of people had expressed an interest in seeing how it worked. It's not »

Salvaging a failed iPhone app

The first of my 'being productive at the weekend' projects was something I'd actually started over the Christmas holidays - a pretty simple iOS app for checking domain name availability »